Botox and Custard Creams
12 February 2026 - 14 February 2026
ABOUT
A laugh-out-loud jukebox comedy with heart and soul. From Whitney Houston to Take That, this uplifting play-with-songs celebrates the real lives of women navigating body image, self-worth, and sisterhood. Packed with warmth, wit, and powerhouse music, Botox & Custard Creams blends sharp humour with poignant truths in a joyful journey of self-discovery, friendship, and resilience.
“Hugely entertaining and brilliantly observed – a true portrayal of what it means to be a woman in contemporary Britain” Simon Nye, writer of Men Behaving Badly
“Amazingly funny and incredibly moving” Nigel Harman, Actor and Director
ABOUT THE VENUE
The Hawth offers one of the liveliest and most diverse programmes of arts and performance in the south east. The Hawth plays host to artists, musicians, dancers and performers from around the world, from household names and West End shows to artists presenting new performances, theatre, comedy, music and dance.
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