Rosie Jones: I Can’t Tell What She’s Saying

14 October 2025
Rosie Jones: I Can’t Tell What She’s Saying

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Join self-professed prick and star of Taskmaster Rosie Jones as she heads back out on the road with her brand-new stand-up show. She's talking about the big stuff: being single, the pressures of representing huge sections of the population, and gravy. Oh, and boobs. 

The BAFTA-nominated powerhouse returns with her loveable blend of cheek and charm following a nomination for Most Outstanding Show at Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2023.

As seen on nearly everything, including Taskmaster, Live at the Apollo, The Jonathan Ross Show, The Royal Variety Performance, QI, 8 Out of 10 Cats, Cats Does Countdown, The Last Leg, Joe Lycett’s Got Your Back, Mock the Week, and soon to be on her very own upcoming sitcom.

'Seldom can an hour in a prick's company have been more enjoyable’ (Guardian)
‘Her jokes are beautifully crafted with no beat wasted and punchlines that take you
by surprise’
(iTalkTelly)

DETAILS

Rosie Jones: I Can’t Tell What She’s Saying

Tuesday, 14 October 2025 | 8pm 

Tickets | £20.50

 

Access

Wheelchair and bariatric can be booked directly with our Box Office in the Hazlitt Theatre, or over the phone (01622 758611). Opening Hours: 10:30am-2:30pm, Monday - Saturday. 

If you require BSL interpreting, please contact our Box Office. 

Lift entrance is located down Rose Yard (what3words ///composers.woof.quiet)

Hearing loop users recommended seats: Row H: 1-6 & 15-18. Row J: 1-6 & 15-18. Row K: 1-6 & 14-18. Row L: 1-6 & 15-18. Row M: 1-6 & 15-19. Row N: 1-6 & 15-19. Row O: 1-6 & 15-19. Row P: 1-6 & 15-19. Row Q: 1-6 & 15-20

Other access considerations:

  • Seats in the Stalls, Rows A to G have step-free access from the Main Bar area. 
  • There are steps to seats in the Stalls, Row H, L and O. 
  • Our Balcony seating is only accessible by stairs. 
  • Our Box Office is accessible on Earl Street by 1 large step.
  • From the Box Office, there are 30 steps with a handrail up to the Main Bar and Auditorium. Lift available down Rose Yard.
  • Best disabled parking is on-street parking directly outside the Hazlitt Theatre on Earl Street. Nearest car parks are Fremlin Walk (5 minutes away on foot) and The Mall (10 minutes away on foot). Blue Badge holders may park in any disabled bay, or should there be none available, any of the other bays free of charge for up to four hours. Please check car parking websites for more access information. 
  • There are 3 steps down from the Main Bar to the toilets. Alternatively, access the disabled toilet from the Main Bar by heading towards the Main Auditorium, and turn left when you reach the large mirror. Follow this corridor to the end where you will find the disabled toilet. 

For all access information, see our ACCESS PAGE or contact our Box Office. 

Age Suitability
14+. This production may contain swearing and adult content.
Duration
First Half - 30 mins. Second Half - 60 mins. No support act.
Intervals
20 minutes
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Opened in 1955, The Hazlitt Theatre offers one of the liveliest and community focused programmes of arts and performance in the south east. The Hazlitt Theatre plays host to a wide variety of comedians, musicians, tributes, dance schools, amature dramatics and local and national performers.

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