Crimes on the Nile

  • Tuesday 05 Mar Tue 05 Mar
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Tue 5 March 7.30pm        Theatre

New Old Friends

Crimes on the Nile

Directed by James Farrell

Following 2018’s sell-out smash hit Crimes Under the Sun, multi award-winning theatre company, New Old Friends, return with another hilariously inventive comedy thriller.

Belgian detective extraordinaire, Artemis Arinae, is enjoying a cruise along the Nile when tragedy strikes again. The passengers and staff are suspects, the murder count is growing, will Arinae’s little grey cells identify the murderer in time?

A cast of just four perform multiple outrageous characters, inventive set pieces and whisk the plot along in a romp.

'Murder most fun' British Theatre Guide

'A whodunnit romp' The Stage

'Velocity and immaculate timing' Reviews Hub

'Display of comic acting it would be hard to see equalled anywhere' Theatre Bath

'A comedy thriller of the highest order' Weekend Notes

'Side-splittingly funny watch' What’s Good to Do

'Pacey pun-filled frolic of a show' Rapscallion Magazine

'Brilliantly creative physical and verbal comedy' Theatre Twittic

'celebrations of theatricality' The Times

'Delightfully dotty' The Stage

'cannily conceived and impeccably made' Exeunt

'criminally hard to beat' British Theatre Guide

'ingenious and very funny' Stage Talk Magazine

'utterly irreverent and hilariously funny' Swindon Advertiser

'brilliant piece of physical theatre' Fine Times Recorder

Creative Bath Awards Winner Writer 2017 & 2018

Age Suitability: 12+ (murder, mild swearing and sexual innuendo)

Running Time: 1hr 45mins includes interval

Tickets: £19.50 (discounts: £17)


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